Fox News is bat shit crazy.

Ok.  It is officially official.  On the Fox News website, they asked in a serious tone if the green lens flare at about the 1:20 mark is one of the Horseman of the Apocalypse.

I mean, can I debunk this?  It’s like debunking the tooth fairy.  How obvious is it that it is just lens flare?  You expect the average crazy to put up nonsense like this and the rainbow in the sprinkler, but not a major “news” company.

How to make any show on Fox

Call someone you don’t like a:

  • Muslim
  • Stalinist
  • Marxist
  • Leninist
  • Nazis
  • Socialist
  • Communist
  • Leftist
  • Feminist
  • Environmentalist

Compare them to:

  • Stalin
  • Lenin
  • Hitler
  • Marx
  • Mussolini
  • Castro
  • the Anti-Christ

"Support" any of these things:

  • Rights
  • Democracy
  • the Troops
  • Freedom
  • America
  • States’ Rights
  • the Constitution
  • the First Amendment
  • the Second Amendment
  • Americans
  • "common sense"
  • Jesus
  • Patriotism

Now you too can make any show on Fox.

P.S. Don’t forget to “prove” your point with as many logical fallacies as possible.



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